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4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM JESUS CRUST
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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas: How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day 1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow. 2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right. 3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later. 4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.   5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape. 6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.
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fuckyeahweddingideas:

How To Make A Hair Bow For Your Big Day

1.  Begin by taking one small section of hair from each side of your head.  The bigger the sections, the bigger the bow.

2.  Tie the two sections together with an elastic to create a half ponytail.  Don’t pull the ends through the elastic the last time you wrap it to create a loop like the picture on the right.

3.  Split the loop in half to create two smaller loops and clip one loop aside for later.

4.  Use your fingers to spread out the loop and push it flat against your head into a bow shape.  Insert one bobby pin going from top to bottom and one going from bottom to top.  

5.  Repeat on the opposite side to finish the bow shape.

6.  Pick up the remaining ends of the ponytail and wrap them up and around the elastic to hide it.  Secure it with bobby pins underneath.

Healthy Living!

Today marks the first day I am going to start being healthier.

By just watching what I eat and drink and going jogging.

I am more motivated then ever to get this weight off.

I am really excited to work hard and see the differences in my body and mind!

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